OK, I have seen many people, adults to children all hold chopsticks. I have good news and bad news.
The good news: Yay! We have more people holding chopsticks as utensils! The bad news: They are holding it incorrectly. I'm like, What the rice are you doing?! You supposed to be using them correctly! and then, they're like "No I'm not." Sheesh! I'm trying to teach you people how to hold chopsticks properly!
The correct way is actually very very easy. First, you hold them together standing straightly on the table. Second, curve your hand into a letter C around the middle of the chopsticks. Third, make your hands stretch over to the other side (If, you understand what I mean.) If it works, Good job for you! If it does not, you have some mental issues. (Advice: see a psychologist or something) Remember, chopsticks should be used properly. Do not hold them like a pitchfork to stab your chicken leg with. It will hurt the chopsticks because they will feel very very sad that they may never ever see their mothers and fathers ever again. (Sniff...) What would you feel if you were banged into a slimy icky piece of meat and that gigantic hands are wrapping around your chest? Yup. Exactly. This is why you must hold chopsticks correctly or else I will come and give you a good spanking on your knuckles. (Sigh...) Nowadays, parents just send their children to their rooms or say something like: "You're grounded! No Video Games for two hours!" and you're like:"But Mom! I won't be able to get that limited time only legendary armor that can defeat the ultimate Boss!" And then mom's like: "Oh fine!) I should have a meeting with the Prime Minister of Canada to see if he'd allow the system of spanking back in Canada! Ha ha!
(Assignment: Practice holding chopsticks! Practice makes Perfect!, and practicing with chopsticks is FREE!)
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